So Zoe is in the early stages of pottytraining.

After lunch yesterday, she says, "poop".  So we excitedly put her on her potty.

Nothing.

So after a while she gets up and crawls under the kitchen table...where she poops.

So we pick it up and put it in the potty and try to explain that this is where it is supposed to go.

After the lesson, Teresa takes the bowl out of the potty and takes it over to the toilet to flush it.  Zoe then proceeds to sit on the currently bowl-less potty, and pee...which ends up on the hardwood.

I don't think we could have screwed that up any more.